perkistani:

some of you weren’t stabbed 23 times and it shows

winebisexual:

robotcosmonaut:

Rachel Weisz

guy:

lieutenant-sapphic:

hey-im-anxiety:

werbly:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

op got sniped by a tumblr veteran

gerbthenerd:

lierdumoa:

dankmemesforsadteens:

a good evolution

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

great-tweets:

:’(

dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

miss-lkb:

femaleheroes:

A-MA-ZING

that splits at the end tho 🔥🔥🔥

aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

emma-d-klutz:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

setbacksteakhouse:

setbacksteakhouse:

male fragility

bonus:

She’s right though. Soir means night

Can he use the right you’re though

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

republicans: WE CARE ABOUT THE SAFETY OF AMERICANS

also republicans:

This absolutely kills people, this is not just some trivial decision for congress to make, this is the knowing and willing effort to harm the american people.

oylmpians:

the theory that gritty is just a cyrptid that the Philadelphia flyers captured and made their mascot has been confirmed

tropicalfucko:

blacklion:

meanplastic:

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG